lonelywanker

Dead Armadillo is king of being a jerk. Also known as lonely wanker. MF LOSER, master of none, weird ass fu manchu moustache enthusiast, raises rare breeds of capybaras in his attic, watches you when you sleep and brushes his teeth with your kitchen utensils. HELP HIM HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!  Or just give him money. He is a hobbo, he lives under a bridge inside a bridge and he could use a dollar so he can craft a 1 dollar bill suit.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE Bless you. Now you are not blessed anymore. 0-0 it's a draw

If you give me 1 star for my game you'll be cursed. Your pillow will always be hot. You'll burn your mouth eating food every single day, your phone charger will always break and you'll never get the right temperature during showers.